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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 14:32

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

'Uranus is weird.' Big moons of tilted ice giant hide a magnetic mystery, Hubble telescope reveals - Space

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some of the most annoying movie clichés?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Were the 1980s as uptight and prudish as movies and TV shows make them out to be? When I think of 80s culture, I think about a very "icky" judgmental yuppie status quo time period.

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?