What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 00:36

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
After a few moments he returns.
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
Yes sir it is.
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.